Fountains Run Green for President O’Bama

CJP can confirm reports that the White House fountains have been dyed green in honor of St. Patrick’s Day.   We saw them with our own Irish eyes.
Michelle Obama’s spokesperson told Us Magazine that the First Lady was inspired to give the water an Irish make-over by her hometown’s tradition of doing the same.  “It’s a [...]

When Male Egos Collide

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The Daily Show With Jon StewartM - Th 11p / 10c
Jim Cramer Unedited Interview Pt. 1

Daily Show Full EpisodesImportant Things w/ Demetri Martin
Political HumorJim Cramer

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The Daily Show With Jon StewartM - Th 11p / 10c
Jim Cramer Pt. 2

Daily Show Full EpisodesImportant [...]

The First Lady gives tour of the First Kitchen

Q.  Riddle us this, Janes:  What do you get when you cross “Top Chef” with “The West Wing?”
A.  The White House kitchen, which Michelle Obama shared with culinary students and the world yesterday on C-SPAN.   On the tour, we get to meet the White House chef, Cristeta Comerford (at left), as well as the [...]

Weekend prep

Janes, as you make your weekend plans, we send you away with two key documents.  First, the conference report on the stimulus package.  If you’re anything like CJP, you’ve been waiting all week to print out these 1,000 pages of pure government goo to see what cats and dogs are buried in there.
Second, the MovieFone [...]

We digress…

Janes, because class warfare isn’t just for the House Financial Services Committee anymore, and because CJP simply cannot get enough Olivia Palermo, enjoy…

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Desiree Rogers, so in “Vogue”

Janes, we interrupt today’s focus on stimulus, TARPs and recessions for a confession:  We’ve become a little tiny bit obsessed with Desiree Rogers, the new White House Social Secretary, and the subject of a William Norwich profile in this month’s “Vogue.”
In there, we learn:

She’s a Harvard MBA and former CEO;
She’s gorgeous (how many women can [...]

We digress: New IRS Form “BS-2009″

To illustrate the taxing P.R. problems that the Obama administration has right now, we offer this email, which is making the rounds among staff on Capitol Hill:
Form BS-2009
Dear Taxpayer:
President Barack H. Obama is pleased to announce this important part of his economic stimulus program.  In order to get maximum impact, it is being sent out [...]

Babs puts the screws on Blago, Joy calls Gov a “potty mouth.”

If Gov. Blagojevich was hoping for girl talk and fashion tips on “The View” this morning, he must have been sorely disappointed. First Barbara took her turn:

And later with all the ladies: