CJP’s Presidential Horoscopes

   Janes, every political web site gives you the latest polls, but only CJP brings you each candidate’s latest horoscope.  Polling data  helps, but horoscopes guide, don’t you think?  Here’s what the stars say about HRC staying in, Obama and the Super Ds, and McCain and the Republican base.
John McCain- a Virgo:

HOROSCOPE:  Try not to [...]

The Hopefuls’ Horoscopes

With Pennsylvania over, the Democrats now shift their focus to Indiana and North Carolina, while John McCain continues his tour of America’s forgotten places, although we’ve forgotten where he is today. All three campaigns are undoubtedly fielding polls to see where they stand with voters, but CJP fervently believes that [...]

The Hopefuls’ Horoscopes

With this lull in the action on the campaign trail, this is the perfect time to regroup, refocus and take a moment to see what the stars have to say to our contenders. Here are the Hopefuls’ Horoscopes, with some downright spooky levels of insight:
Mike Huckabee- a Virgo:

HOROSCOPE: [...]

The Hopefuls’ Horoscopes- The Caucus Stars

With the Iowa caucuses just hours away, the time for campaigns to field a poll is over. But what is a politician to do for guidance and insight at this late hour? We’ve got the answer, and we’re sharing the results with the contenders. Horoscopes are not fool-proof, but you don’t [...]

Presidential Horoscopes, Republican Edition

As we discussed yesterday, polls of likely Iowa caucus goers can be a little squirrely this far away from the January 3rd caucuses. And even though today’s numbers come as great news to Barack Obama and Mike Huckabee, who both polled as possible winners in Iowa, a wise man might counsel [...]

The Hopefuls’ Horoscopes: Cheaper Than Polls and Likely More Accurate

On Sunday’s edition of “Meet the Press,” Byron York from the “National Review” said something incredible about the state of the presidential race in Iowa. “Everybody (potential voters) says they might change their mind. So my sense is right now is the polls even in Iowa just don’t matter.” [NBC's Meet the [...]