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No job? No problem! The RNC is now hiring…By CJP | March 9, 2009
If you’re unemployed and right of center, the RNC wants you. Just click HERE to submit an online application to join Michael Steele’s rebuilding dream team. You’ll need to provide a resume, two references, and answer the question, “Have you attended campaign school?” (Whah?) CJP thinks you should also be adept at straddling the conservative/ moderate divide, and enjoy listening to the radio between noon and 3:00 p.m. If you don’t know what’s on between noon and 3, the DNC might be a better fit for you. Job seekers who REALLY want to stand out from the field can woo the tech-savvy hiring team by uploading a YouTube video about why they should pick you to join their ranks. Good luck, Republican Janes! Also, be sure to tell us if you’re hired, since we love sources in either party’s apparatus… |
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